LIZ: So when you healed me you risked all of this getting out didn't you?
MAX: It was you.
- Pilot - So much said with 3 little words. (this was added because xxbelladonna reminded me of it)
[Max walks up and pushes a stray piece of hair behind her ear]
MAX: You had a, uh....
LIZ: Hair thing, right. Thanks.
MAX: Sure. Liz, it's not safe. I mean, for you and , and me to....it's not safe.
LIZ: I don't care.
MAX: Liz I really, really wish that this could be something, you know, more. But it can't. We're just...
- Pilot - Max - be prepared to eat your words. Different my ass. You know in the end it doesn't matter because you LOVE her!!!!!!!
LIZ: I never got to thank you, for saving my life.
MAX: Thank you.
- Pilot - closing scene, so sweet. (this was added because xxbelladonna reminded me of it)
MAX: I'll just have an Alien Blast.
LIZ: Me, too.
MAX: Excuse me?
LIZ: Nothing...ok, one Alien Blast.
- Leaving Normal - hahahaha what a great scene, I love it!
MICHAEL (to Max): "Gandhi feeling frustrated?"
- Leaving Normal - I about died laughing when I heard this.
MAX : I better go.
LIZ : Why?
MAX : Cause if I don't go right now, things are gonna change.
LIZ : Change, how?
MAX : I'm gonna have to touch your hair...cuz it's so soft...and I'd have to tell you that...no matter what we go through, it's all worthwhile for me because we're together.
LIZ : And then?
MAX : And then... I'd have to do this... [kisses her]
[They begin to make out]
- Heat Wave - their first kiss, what can I say? *swoon* I loved every second of it.
LIZ: Ok, this is my favorite part. It says, "this is the best night of your life."
MAX: Is that really what it says?
LIZ: Well, it's better than "a broken clock is still right twice a day."
MAX: You're right. I like yours better.
LIZ: Ok, let me see yours.
MAX: "Ask a girl to dance with you."
LIZ: Is that really what it says?
MAX: It depends on your answer.
MAX: Then that's really what it says.
[Max and Liz start dancing]
LIZ: My parents are away for the weekend. They're at a stargazing camp-out. Something about Venus being in the morning sky.
MAX: I thought she was right in front of me.
- The Balance - I love the fotune cookie scene! Max is such a cutie pie!
DJ: Congratulations, Liz Parker, your life is about to change because we're gonna find you that dream man you've been searching for. Hey, what's running through your mind right now, Liz?
LIZ: Oh, um...heh...yeah...yeah, nothing I can say on live radio.
- Blind Date - Liz is amusing.
KYLE: Well, how do we split her up, exactly? Every other week? Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, alternate Saturdays?
- Blind Date - Kyle's amusing too.
KYLE: You know...farther. All right, listen, I'll tell you if you tell me. How far did you and Liz get?
MAX: We saw into each other's souls. How about you?
KYLE: Second base.
MAX: Well, we can't win them all. Come on, let's go.
- Blind Date - Max is amusing too. He's a great drunk except for the whole forgetting what he said.
LIZ: This can never be normal, Max.
[Max touches the tops of some parking meters, and they start sparkling]
MAX: What's so great about normal?
- Blind Date - it's a great Max line, so cute. I want her to run away with him. (this was added because xxbelladonna reminded me of it)
MAX: I hope this isn't my fault.
LIZ: Why would this be your fault?
MAX: If I startled you.
LIZ: No. You know, I always knock over strawberries this time of day. Always. I'm just gonna go get more berries from...
MAX: Well, wait. Here's another one.
- Sexual Healing - awkwardness lol, brilliant.
LIZ: What are you doin' here, Max?
MAX: Well, I have orders from my planet to take over the Earth.
LIZ: Besides that.
- Sexual Healing - I love how Max can joke about being an alien, and Liz just brushes it off.
DIANE: Wait. I'm a little lost. You mean Liz and Max were cleaning erasers when they created this disturbance?
PRINCIPAL: No. They were what we used to call "making out". We're talking sexual activity here, not erasers. Why don't we go talk to them?
- Sexual Healing - HAHAHA the principal is funny. What they used to call "making out".....what do they call it now?
MAX: She said it was as if she was inside the ship looking out...when it came crashing toward Earth.
MICHAEL: Did she see anyone else on the ship? Like our parents?
ISABEL: Yeah, or Captain Kirk and the Klingons? You got a paper-towel holder?
- Sexual Healing - Isabel can be not-serious....*gasp*
MAX: I had to know if something was real.
LIZ: If what was real?
MAX: Well, just like you seeing things...I've seen things. And...one of those...things...
[Max slowly looks around the room and there's a slight air of familiarity as in focuses on a shower head]
LIZ: You saw my fantasy?
MAX: I had to know if...if...what I saw was...really from you or if it was just my imagination, which...it definitely...definitely could've been. Except...I've never been in the girls' locker room. And now that I see it, and...well, it...it is the same room...I know I didn't make it up.
- Sexual Healing - Max is so cute when he's embarrassed.
MICHAEL: Listen, Maxwell...you are a sensitive guy. And you have available to you one of the top 3 seduction lines in history...with "it's gonna help me find my home planet". And you're refusing to use it. No guy is that sensitive. Use it.
- Sexual Healing - Michael, so insensitive, haha. But in a funny way.
MICHAEL: All right. We're leaving now. But I got some Chaka Khan cued up in the CD player.
- Sexual Healing - classic Michael, hilarious.
[Max takes off his shirt and Liz tries to create a glowing light on Max's body by running her hand over his chest]
LIZ: I can't do it to you.
MAX: I'm glowing everywhere...my toes, my heart. You can't see it. It's on the inside.
- Sexual Healing - Max is so sweet. And I'm a Dreamer at heart, enough said.
MICHAEL: It's not true about you being shut down all the time. I happen to know that for a fact.
MARIA: Really? How?
MICHAEL: Because you let me see you. The red sneakers, Maria. One had a Kermit patch on it, and the shoelaces were blue, and you had your dalmatian dog with you there, licking off your tears. And I saw a whole bunch of other stuff as well. Was I right?
MARIA: Yeah. Um...that dog died when I was, like, 7. Right after my father left.
MICHAEL: Kinda rough?
MARIA: Yeah. I'd say so. I really didn't care about the stupid flashes. I just wanted us to be close.
[Michael kisses Maria on her forehead and reaches over and hugs her with his left arm]
- Sexual Healing - Finally, an honest and open Michael.
LIZ: Max, was it ever just about us? You and me? Because a person could feel like they just served their purpose. You know, like being used.
MAX: Is that what you think? Because you're not the only one who could worry about being used. I mean, some girls would give a lot to see themselves fly through outer space. You know, I'm sure it doesn't compare to other things you could be doing, like watching Kyle barf after a beer blast.
LIZ: I can't believe you just said that.
MAX: Why not?
LIZ: Because it really happened.
MAX: You're kidding me.
LIZ: No. I swear. Last summer. It was a really hot night...
MAX: You know what? No, no...don't tell me.
LIZ: Ok, so what you're saying is that you saved me from a life of watching Kyle barf.
MAX: Liz Parker...I don't think that was ever gonna be your destiny.
LIZ: Ok. Fine. If you know so much, then tell me, Max...what's my destiny?
MAX: I only know the part I'm hoping for.
- Sexual Healing - Yay, TRUE destiny!!!!! I wish it could have stayed this simple. =(
LIZ : Max, the day that you saved my life, your life just ended.
MAX : No, that was the day my life began. Liz, when I was in that room, and they did what they did to me. You're what kept me alive. The thought of you. The way your eyes look into mine. Your smile. The touch of your skin. Your lips. Knowing you has made me human. Whether I die tomorrow or fifty years from now, my destiny is the same: it's you. I want to be with you, Liz. I love you.
LIZ : I love you.
- Destiny - so sweet! Well until Liz runs off....
LIZ: I thought you didn't believe in God.
MAX: I believe in you.
[Max grabs Liz's hand and squeezes it tightly]
- A Roswell Christmas Carol - yay Max!!!!
MICHAEL: There's a lot about you Maria. There's a lot about you, but I think what means the most to me is that you're open. You know I can look into your eyes and I can see you. I can see what you're thinking. I can see what you're feeling. How much I mean to you sometimes, how much I piss you off sometimes. But I can always see you.
MARIA: I see you too.
MICHAEL:No, no you don't see me. You know when Max and Liz would kiss, and Liz would get the flashes? And when we would kiss you didn't. I know how much that hurt you.
MARIA: That doesn't matter to me anymore Michael.
MICHAEL: The reason you didn't get the flashes is because I didn't let you get them. I didn't let you see me. I've never let anyone see me before...because there are things inside of me that I don't want people to see. There's things inside of me that I'm not so proud of. But I've thought about it, and I want you to see me.
MICHAEL: Take my hands.
[Maria gets flashes of Michael as a little kid, leaving the pod, fighting with Hank, finding Max and Isabel in the desert, and then flashes of their time together.]
MICHAEL: There's something I have to tell...
[Maria kisses Michael, interrupting him]
- The Departure - finally Michael admits his feelings!!!!!!
MAX: I wish, I wish this all could have been different. I wish that so much.
[Max kisses her]
LIZ: I guess that this is our goodbye. Just tell me one thing - do you love her?
Max: Not like I love you.
- The Departure - Damnit Max, why did you go get Tess pregnant?
LIZ: It's Tess! Tess mindwarped Alex!
- The Departure - leave it to Liz to figure it all out, just in time!
TESS: What matters is getting home, but you could never understand that could you? I might have been able to teach you but that stupid bitch had you wrapped around her...
MAX: Don't you ever call her that!
TESS: See! Look how fast you run to her defense! Why couldn't you ever feel that about me? I'm your wife, Max! I'm carrying your child!
- The Departure - finally Max sees the light! He sees how evil Tess is! Better late than never!
[Suddenly Tess is blasted through the air. She lands hard in the adjoining room and Max and Michael are shocked. They look back towards the door.]
LIZ: Get up, bitch!
[Liz's outstretched hand crackles with green sparks. Without waiting, Liz blasts Tess again, knocking her back into the wall as a stunned Max and Michael watch for a moment in disbelief.]
LIZ: I'll kill you!!
MAX: --Liz- -No-
[Max quickly hands the baby to Michael and lunges to stop Liz.] </i>
LIZ: You're a murderer! I'll kill you!
[Max restrains Liz and pulls her outside onto the patio.]
MICHAEL: [smirking at Tess] ...Welcome back.
- Four Aliens and A Baby - go Liz! You tell her! And Michael cracks me up lol. Plus Liz is nice in the end, she's really a good person. =D
TESS: Kyle! Thank God you're here!
KYLE: [comes into the room, but paces back and forth in front of Tess, frowning.] Don't come near me.
TESS: Kyle, at least give me a chance to explain!
KYLE: [to Michael] Why haven't you killed her yet?
MICHAEL: Max wouldn't let me.
- Four Aliens and A Baby - HAHAHA her biggest supporter wants to kill her, I love Kyle and Michael.
KYLE: Don't play the victim here, Tess. You know, of all the aliens I've met... you're the only one who has no soul. [He walks away from her, leaving her stung and frowning.]
- Four Aliens and A Baby - now Kyle has never been my favorite, but he is here!
TESS: Michael, do you have any milk?
MICHAEL: Ah... just Snapple.
KYLE: [parting shot] Can't you breast feed?
- Four Aliens and A Baby - sorry, Kyle just has great lines, didn't realize how many there were in this episode. And Michael and his snapple. Classic Roswell humor.
TESS: ...Max loves you. Every time we were together. Every time we kissed. He was thinking of you. He had these flashes... that I saw... and... they were always of you.
LIZ: ...Why are you telling me this?
TESS: Because I know how much it must've hurt you.
[They look at each other for a moment. Liz studies Tess.]
LIZ: So you're really gonna go do this, huh?
TESS: At least I can do one good thing with my life. [She turns to get out of the car, but turns back when Liz makes a comment.]
LIZ: You just did. [Tess moves to get out of the car.] Hey, Tess. You're not gonna let them throw you in the White Room, are you?
[Tess exits the car then and marches down towards the chain link fence. She vaporizes a hole in it and walks on through into the compound.]
[We see Liz waiting in her car as we hear sounds of confrontation from the base; sirens, helicopters, loudspeakers. Suddenly there is a tremendous flash of light that splits the night - a blast and explosion down on the base.]
-Four Aliens and A Baby - finally, something nice from Tess. Too little, too late in my opinion, but she finally found her human side. I was beginning to think she didn't have one.
[Max slowly turns back to face Liz, then walks over to her. Holding her gaze, he gets down on one knee, and holds out the diamond he has just made.]
LIZ: Oh my g...
MAX: Liz... they're taking our home from us. ...They want to kill us... and... they might. ...But when I look in your eyes, I... I don't feel angry... or... deprived. ...I feel like the luckiest half-human on the planet. [Liz smiles.] You're pure... you're... you're true... and... you're real. And right now that seems like the only thing that's important. ...I want to be with you Liz... forever.
LIZ: ...Forever may only be twelve days...
MAX: --Then we'll take those twelve days... [He places the diamond in Liz's palm and closes her hand around it.] ...and we'll live twelve life times.
[Finally, he makes his tender appeal.]
MAX: ...Liz Parker... will you marry me?
[Holding his gaze, Liz slowly kneels down in front of Max and smiles.]
[Max smiles, and half laughs with joy and relief, then somberly pulls Liz towards him and gives her a brief, soft kiss. He pulls back for a moment.]
MAX: ...After... graduation.
LIZ: [smiles.] ...okay...
[They share a long, tender kiss.]
- Graduation - the proposal!!!! finally!
LIZ VO: Oh, and I guess I should tell you that... Max and I did eventually tie the knot.
[We see Max and Liz come out of the church first. Liz is dressed all in white, with a long hip-hugging peasant skirt and waist-length off-the-shoulder long-sleeved peasant blouse, with white flowers twined in her hair. Max is wearing a black suit and no tie, with a white shirt open at the collar, a white rose boutonniere in his lapel.]
[Max and Liz run down the church steps smiling, hand in hand, and stop a short distance down the sidewalk. Maria, Kyle, Michael, and Isabel come out of the church behind them. Max bends down to put his arm around Liz's waist and draw her into a long, sweet kiss as they are showered in white rose petals by their friends. Max and Liz smile at each other as their friends run forward to embrace them, each in turn. As we see Maria hug Liz and Michael hug Max, the scene fades back to Liz's Dad reading the journal and crying.]
LIZ VO: Give my love to Mom. Let her read this journal, too. Then, give it to Maria's mom. And after that, take it and burn it out in the desert by the ruins of the pod chamber... where my husband was born.
[The scene fades back to the church. We see Kyle congratulating Liz and Max, and Isabel hugging first her brother, then Liz. Isabel is happy for them, but Max is sober as he hugs Isabel. Finally, Max smiles at Liz and takes her hand. He leads them as they run off to get in the van.]
LIZ VO: So that's the end. Our life in Roswell. What a long strange trip it's been. Will we ever go back? ...I don't know... Even I can't see everything in the future.
[Liz follows Max into the van, then reaches over to slide the van door shut, and we see her looking out the window, radiant, smiling brightly.]
LIZ VO: All I know... is that I'm Liz Parker... and I'm happy.
- Graduation, the closing scene, so good!
Hope you guys enjoyed my Roswell quotes as much as I did. =D
Oh - and quotes are from www.crashdown.com
P.S. These are mostly Max/Liz because I am a Dreamer first and foremost, but there are a ton of other lines I love too. I should just post the transcripts for the first season from the Pilot to Sexual Healing lol.